Math Problems

 

 Math Problems(A humorous true story in my house)

Characters:

Me(main character)

My brother 

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Me: Can I learn calculus?

My brother: No.

Me: Why?

My brother: because you don't know the basics.

Me: I do. 

My brother:  Do you know exponents?

Me: Yes.

My brother: square roots?

Me: Yes.

My brother: do you kno-

Me: I know the basics!!! Now can I learn Calculus?

My brother: No.

Me: WHY???

My brother: Because.

Me: NOT answering my question.

My brother: But you still can’t learn calculus.

Me: Fine. I’ll google it.

(goes to computer to google it)

(goes to my brother again)

Me: What’s calculus?

My brother: I thought you googled it….

Me: Yeah but it makes ZERO sense.

My brother: Told you that you can't learn it.

Me: I can… just not with google.

My brother: show me the site.

(show the site to him)

My brother: yeah.. You can't learn it.

Me: FINE.. i’ll learn it later.

My brother: That's what I thought.

Me: But i'm still learning it.

My brother: You will..

Me: What.

My brother: Nothi-

Me: Ok bye!

My brother: Ok?

 


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(If anyone is wondering what calculus is, its a math thing

Where you find properties of integrals and other thingamagiggys. I have no idea of what any of it means, but it’s cool.)

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